Mickey Walker

Tea Baggers, Tea Partiers, and other Challenged Trolls

By Mickey Walker - March 14, 2010

Brilliant invention, the Tea Party movement just when there is a lot of fuss of starting a third party movement in America.  As cheerleaders for lower taxes right after Obama took over suddenly now Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck are outraged at government spending and high taxes.  Well, maybe.  They don’t gripe as much if the government spending is for another 50,000 troops Obama is sending to Afghanistan.  That’s God’s work they say, and borrowing and spending is A-okay when it comes to the Lord.  Wish they could get God to pay the interest, though, don’t you?

The Tea Party movement seems to be a myriad of cut-and-pasted ideas stretched and twisted to intoxicate and delude even the most astute Americans.  It’s a study in Burlesque to say the least.  The Opera Buffo Glenn Beck is the Falstaff of Fox News, the Dogberry of the Modern Dumbass movement in America. He took the trophy away from Rush Limbaugh, thanks to Beck’s Tea Party tomfoolery disguised as serious journalism.  Thanks to the investigative reporting of Michael Carmichael, distinguished writer for and contributor to the Huffington Post and manager of the Planetary Movement, we learn that the Tea Party movement is funded by the likes of Bill Koch, an oil billionaire from Wichita, Kansas who happens to own Georgia Pacific and other mega corporations as well.  According to Carmichael, a personal interview with a Wall Street Insider revealed that Koch funded a busload of 2,000 low-income demonstrators from Pennsylvania to go to Washington where Koch paid to put them up in motels for the big demonstration that Glenn Beck said a million people (it was less than 10,000) attended.  Liar, Liar, pants on fire, Glenn.  You bucking to displace O’Reilly, or what?  In addition, it was learned that Koch also paid for low-income Tea Partiers to go to Nashville to hear Sarah Palin address the National Convention.  Koch's income, reported to be 100 Million dollars a month, apparently bought a lot of plane tickets and hotels for those poor people who wanted to come to Nashville and protest the high taxes we have to pay to our government.  Real grass roots people on long green steroids will move the patriot in you every time.  But who cares, pass the caviar and champagne, dude.

Also, you got to assume that Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox and the Wall Street Journal, approves of Glenn Beck's style of slapstick Neocon antics, not to mention Beck’s fits of crying on camera.  I mean Rupert keeps Beck around even when many Hallmark sponsors, here and overseas, rejected Beck for his slobiferous, tasteless comments in his imitation of a carnival barker on uppers.  Campaign to Pull Glenn Beck Off the Air Gains Momentum, Here and Abroad

When you follow the money, it is easy to see what props up the Tea Party movement, the hand that works the green glove puppet, and it is anything but grass roots common Americans, tired of government, high taxes, and the Federal Reserve.  My view is that though some of the stated goals of the Tea Partiers are similar to those of the John Birchers, Ron Paul, and others, one would best not confuse the issues and mix them together like a fruit salad of right wing nuts mixed and mashed with unrecognizable ingredients.  When originality and purity is sacrificed, you usually get a mongrel ideology.  And a fruit salad with wing nuts instead of walnuts.  And when a government accepts such a twisted dogma, the country in question usually goes to the dogs.  Ron Paul and the John Birchers would do best to avoid contact and association with such a throng of throwbacks as what the Tea Partier Movement is morphing into.  Until its newly-born, Frankenstein anatomy evolves into something recognizable and discernable.  We all need to know what we are about to embrace before we get all teary-eyed and feeling patriotic and agree to start chanting "War is Peace, and Freedom is Slavery."

I happen to believe that government is way too big, and that we spend more on government that is necessary.  But I am not cut of the same cloth as Glenn Beck or Sarah Palin.  Who the heck is?  Raise your hand.  Nobody?  I thought so.  I don't have to join a Glenn Beck/Sarah Palin ideogram, "Cliff Notes" movement based upon a befuddled reasoning of who is responsible for the 12 Trillion dollar National Debt that sucks all our jobs, our homes, our dreams, our futures, and our money down the Dark Hole of Greed.  That would be the Darth Vader Duo, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney who borrowed and spent the American people and all generations to come, in the spirit of "Deficits Don't Matter" Ronald Reagan, to the Andromeda Galaxy.  The top of the list of such Oil Can Harry types has to be Bill Koch, Rupert Murdoch and talk show stooge, Glenn Beck, and the enigma from Alaska, Sarah Palin, who is a strong argument that democracy and free elections are dangerous as shit.  These people don't want to destroy big government;  they want to buy it, own it, scrub it, dress it up, make it BIGGER NOT SMALLER and call it their own on the way to melding it with corporations and establishing a dictatorship of the corporate cronies.  They hope, once the dust settles, and they clamp down on the reins of power, that nobody will notice.  After all they are the masters of Spin and have taken Rumpelstillskin to new levels of dark deviations of the human spirit.  It's happened before.  "Fool me once.................ycaintgetfooledagin"  Bush taught us a hard lesson at this very same rodeo.  Remember Bush?  Must we?

Will Americans follow the Tea Baggers around like a trail of wingless, black termites on the wall after swarming?  Probably.  Humanity is famous for following someone or some principle in reaction to oppression and other forms of human injustice.  Consider when Fidel Castro fought for Cuban independence back in the 1950s.  He is a PHD, and was out trying to help the people get out from the oppression of the dictator Fulgencio Batista.  Well, Dr. Castro succeeded.  America loved Castro then.  Until America discovered that he was a Communist.  We would quickly come to see him as a garbage man in green fatigues instead of a bespectacled PHD.  Castro has ruled as a black hat Communist in our eyes for the last 50 years.  How wrong we were when we supported his overthrow of Batista.

Then there was Hitler who rose to power by giving Germans and Germany a new sense of pride and patriotism toward their country.  Sound like Ronald Reagan who many thought to be the best president to come along in ages?  Of course.  But both men managed to change the fabric of Germany and America forever.  And in each case, the result of supporting either was an optic no one could have imagined.  It seemed to be a good idea at the time in each instance, but the result in the first case brought us to World War II.  And the Reaganomics borrow-and-spend Laffer Curve, Voodoo Economics brought us to the brink of bankruptcy which is where we teeter on the precipice today.  Only shoe left to drop is for us to default on our bonds and debt.  Many learned economists say it will happen.  When one does the numbers it’s a lead pipe lock cinch.  But hey, that’s another tale for another time, another audience.  Me, I don’t know.  I think we have borrowed a lifetime more than would have been possible in the first place, yet here we are, still borrowing, still with our hand out to other nations to help us finance our form of gluttonous government that cannot pay as we go with the revenues we take in from taxes. You got to keep on borrowing for slavery to survive in America. The point is that we often follow someone down the primrose path that sounds good and intoxicates our senses as somebody who has the right stuff to help us.  But too often we crash in the ditch with high hopes pinned to our sleeves.  We awaken and wonder where we had gone wrong and what we could have been thinking.

So comes now the Tea Baggers who say taxes are too high and want us to join them and trust them to do the right thing for grass roots Americans everywhere, everyday Americans like you and me.  But are they sincere?  I don’t think they are.  I think they are but another good story that has nothing to do with making our lives better and seeing justice done on our paying too much tax to a government who does not represent the people.  Samuel Adams and Paul Revere were cool. And real.  Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck are in it for the money and the power.  And they and the Tea Party Movement is backed by the likes of Koch and Murdoch and their hidden agenda to squeeze out the common man and displace him forever.  Sounds like that means us, don’t it?  Don’t trust them or the Tea Baggers.  They do not have America’s best interest at heart.

Want to know what these Tea Partier billionaire backers and stooges have tattooed on their butt?

"Make the whole stock exchange your own;

If need be occupy a throne,

Where nobody can call you crone."  Robert Frost, "Provide, Provide"

Kind of cheeky stuff when you think about it.

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