Mickey Walker

Some Say America Committed Suicide When We Elected Obama: I Say, Yo Mama

By Mickey Walker-January 31, 2010

Hmm.  In America we each have the freedom and right to our own opinions.  Comes now the tea baggers, bless their little hearts.  They tell us we are being taxed too much already and want it to stop.  But you got to ask, why now?  How could they sleep through over 16 years of Neocon sponsored borrowing and spending that got us into this fine kettle of fish?  Lordy, why did they wait so long to bitch at Obama about it all?  They say Obama is leading us down the path to economic suicide.  Fat chance.  Obama inherited the wind from the biggest spender in the history of the world, George W. Bush.  And he borrowed every penny.  Ain’t that just like a fiscal conservative?  Not.

America committed suicide when we borrowed 3 trillion dollars more than we took in on taxes to bring the Evil Empire, Russia, to her knees under Reagan.  Such spending madness for programs like Star Wars that were never completed, put a hole in America’s fiscal bucket a mile wide.  Reagan had backup though.  Arthur Laffer had given us his famous “Laffer Curve” a term to describe “Supply Side Economics.”  Don’t you just love these little pearls they use to define irresponsible behavior with taxpayer money? Laffer told us (and Reagan agreed) that high taxes stifled production, you know, the natural flow and supply of goods. If taxes were too high, it would cost too much to produce goods, plants would shut down, and we all would lose, they said.  It all had a neat ring to it.  These economic giants also said that if we left business alone and to their own devices, our factories would crank out more goods, and the profits they made would trickle down in terms of higher wages for the working man.  Lift the free market restraints so that Wall Street could flood the world with “Derivatives.”  Make it so these new financial instruments do not need to be regulated by the SEC.  We never knew what hit us.  Do you love it?

All you needed was capital.  You needed the money to set the wheels in motion, and Reagan came up with the brilliant idea that we could borrow the money.  You know, like in Master Card?  We could charge it, he told us, because we could not afford to let Russia, “The Evil Empire” as he called them, get a leg up on us in the arms race.  It would be okay Reagan convinced us to borrow the money we as a nation did not have at the time, to bring Russia to their knees.

That’s right.  He told us it was okay to borrow money that we did not have as a country, and to pay the interest on it by borrowing more.  All us befuddled Democrats at the time thought this here conservative Ronald Reagan, the great communicator, had gone cuckoo bananas.  Lord, he was acting every bit like a big-spending Democrat, you know the liberals, and the socialists he said were the destruction of democracy and so on?  Dick Cheney said cryptically in a cabinet meeting a few years back, “Reagan taught us that deficits don’t matter.”  Wonder what he meant by that?  Did borrowed money that we had to pay interest on have a divine sort of glow like holy water or something, in that such money was put to use fighting the Evil Empire, a nation of atheists maybe?  I mean, was I the only one who thought the GOP and the nation had gone bonkers and off their financial rockers?  I got to tell you, it was like they all fell and hit their head.

Well, there was one Republican, George Walker Herbert Bush who scowled at Reagan’s attempt to borrow and spend Russia to her knees.  “Voodoo Economics.”  Old Poppy called it.  It was one of his finest one-liners.  His conservative blue blood coursing his veins told him that something was amiss in borrowing like a bunch of Democrats to fund fear.  But that’s all you ever heard of it because he hooked up with Reagan as his VP, and the term voodoo economics was never heard again.  Wonder what shut Poppy up tighter than a drum?

Today, you got to ask, did we get our money's worth?  Well, today Russia is not on its knees and its treasury has a 2 Trillion dollar surplus while we have a 12 Trillion dollar debt.  All this time, though, the war corporation cronies of the GOP got to sell us taxpayers $600 dollar toilet seats in our attempt to build up our armed forces to defeat the Evil Empire.  Halliburton or Lockheed got Uncle Sam’s business all right, and they rushed to charge us taxpayers dearly while their super-inflated prices could be rammed up our taxpaying asses.  Nobody would even notice.  Is that why you saw Reagan winking all the time as if he knew something?

Another act of suicide by country was to let Bush II attack Iraq based upon his scare tactics that Iraq played a part in 911.  They did not, but we lied about Saddam Hussein pointing missiles of mass destruction at us so we attacked and still occupy Iraq.   Down went another 4 Trillion dollars!  We owe a debt of thanks not to the big-spending Democrats but to the fiscally-conservative Republicans who when we took our eye off the ball, borrowed and spent us into the fiscal toilet of no return.

Today our dollar and the American economy are in the tank.  Jobs are dropping like flies. Tea baggers finally get worked up at the Democrats and Obama who had little to do with borrowing and spending our country into oblivion for 16 of the past 28 years.  Under Clinton's 8 years in office we showed a fiscal surplus, not a deficit, but who cares, all that's importance is that he lied about a bj in the Oval Office.  The tea baggers finally woke up and realized that hey, we spent a lot of dough.  Glen Beck forgot to tell us that these war contractors Eisenhower warned us about got rich selling us $500 hammers.  When you follow the money, it ain’t that hard to see that Cheney’s old company he was CEO of, Halliburton cut a fat hog.

So do any of the so-called conservatives get it?  Is the arithmetic that hard?  Do the figures lie?  Did Obama and his scardy cat Democrat Congress really cause all that damage during the last puny year that many says America committed suicide?  I think not.  America did not commit suicide.  It died a long death by cancer from within.  Those we trusted to represent us sold us down the river and busted the Treasury forever.  It happened over many years of complacency.  We allowed our leaders to mislead, lie, and borrow and spend us into the cesspool enjoyed by third-world countries everywhere.

We allowed George W. Bush to hire Darth Vader mercenaries like Blackwater and to pay them 5 times the salary of our own uniformed soldiers.  And we continue to allow it, yes, under Obama, who has not made good many of his promises to withdraw troops, close down Guantanamo, and to stop using the unconstitutional Patriot Act to spy on honest Americans without court authority for wiretapping and other invasions of our own privacies.  America committed suicide when we let Bush shred our rights to habeas corpus, the right to know our crimes and to defend ourselves from those who accuse us.  As some say America did not commit suicide in 2008 when Obama was elected president.  We embraced the cancer of our own indifference by our preoccupation with television football games, American Idol, prayer in school, and gay marriage.  Something cleverly got us off the track and our eye off the ball when we should have been paying attention to who really benefits the most from illegals crossing our borders and why the cheap labor is more valuable than stopping illegal immigration.  At least to somebody, guess who?  And you can bet that the working man America is not the big winner here, but guess who?  Or let’s take the easy path and try to blame Obama for how the dollar is crashing in the one year he has been president and show our ignorance.

No, America did not commit suicide in 2008.  It was embalmed and buried with the remains of the Constitution that we should have embraced and defended many years ago before Bush called it "just a goddamned piece of paper."  It died when America began to torture and allow George W. Bush to affix signing statements to bills, nullifying the powers of Congress to make laws as one of the three branches of government as established by our founding fathers.  America died when we tried to politicize our churches and God himself by preachers putting out hit lists on candidates for office when they know better. Deep down all preachers know that their work is the work of God, not the government's.  What did Jesus say?  "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s?"  Yes, we trashed America because we wanted to mix government with religion and made both of them less.

But this is America.  Blame whoever you want.  The guilty party is us.  We just did not remember to care about our country and what it really is to us and the world.  Now as the largest debtor nation in the history of the world it is time to pay the piper.  Until they cut us off for lack of funds, we continue to borrow from the Chinese to buy Arab oil.  The big winners?  The war corporation cronies who got to sell $600 toilet seats to Uncle Sam when we could have bought the $19.95 toilet seats at Sears or Home Depot.  Who got all the money?  It's your guess.  Take your time.  We are about to reap what we sowed.  So get all the scapegoats lined up, like Obama, Muslims, illegal aliens, Liberals, Hollywood and university professors, and movie stars, and maybe we will all feel better.  But be careful not to look in the mirror.  You just might see one of the apathetic creatures who really did help kill America.

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