The Well Infidel

Why I Am A Secularist

Why I Am A Secularist

By Donald B. Ardell – October 25, 2009 

One highly charged word in this country, used by the devout to label non-believers with a term they consider offensive or insulting, is "atheist." When I was a teen in Catholic high school, the word was usually linked with an economic system, as in "commie atheist." I frankly did not know much about either, but I was irreverent enough (i.e., asking impertinent questions like "how do you know that" or "but who made God?") that at least one nun warned me that I might become one (i.e., an atheist) if I did not shape up—and pray more. By around age twelve, depravity had set in—I still did not know what a commie was but I was definitely partial to non-belief. You don't hear that "commie-atheist" combination so much these days, except on Fox News and some of the religious channels.

I don't mind being called atheist, but I always look for an opportunity to explain what I DO believe in. Acknowledging being an atheist only communicates what I DON'T believe. Thus, I prefer free-thinker, secular humanist, rationalist and many more. Lately, I have developed a fondness for the word "secularist."

Paul Kurtz once remarked that the great battle during the twenty-first century will be secularism-separation of church and state "and the recognition that you can lead the good life here and now without need of an afterlife or the supernatural." During a ceremony at the unveiling of a bust of Robert Green Ingersoll at the birthplace museum of "the Great Agnostic" on July 6, 2001, Roger Greeley told a story about a time in 1893 when Ingersoll was waiting for a train in Waco, Texas. A reporter asked, "Colonel, the clergy say that you are nothing but a secularist, one who goes around promoting secularism. How do you answer that charge?" Ingeroll's reply, reported at the website of the Council for Secular Humanism, was:

Secularism? Secularism is the religion of humanity, for it embraces the affairs of this world. It is interested in everything that touches the welfare of a sentient being. It advises attention to the particular planet on which we happen to live. It means that each individual counts for something. It is a declaration of intellectual independence. It says that the pew is superior to the pulpit. It says that those who bear the burdens shall have the profits, and that they who fill the purses shall hold the strings. It is a protest against ecclesiastical tyranny, against being the serf, subject, or slave of any phantom, or the priest of any phantom. It proposes to let the gods take care of themselves. It is living for ourselves and each other, for the present instead of the past, for this world instead of another. It is striving to do away with violence and vice, ignorance, poverty and disease. But it does not believe in praying and receiving, but in earning and deserving. It says to the whole world: Work that you may eat, drink and be clothed! Work that you may enjoy! Work that you may give and never need! That is secularism. That is the religion of humanity.

Wow. If I could commit that to memory, I could give those who bandy the term atheist around an earful. Of course, I could save time by quoting Sir Stephen Henry Roberts, who would advise the believer as follows: "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer God than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible Gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

Thomas PaineThe other day, an old friend asked, "Don, what is your religion?" I thought this query a bit of a false dichotomy in that it did not exhaust the possibilities. Why assume everyone has a religion? I not only do not have a religion—I have a low regard for all of them. I'm also very much in favor of policies that Catholics, Protestants and Muslims seem to obstruct or oppose, including maximum personal freedoms, critical thinking, equality of opportunity, tolerance, universal rights, science and finding our own meaning and purpose.

A norm in our society insulates religions from criticisms. Most who do not embrace "faith-based" thinking refrain from questioning the validity, worth or rationality of religious faiths. While critics, at least in this country, are not burned at the stake or stoned for heresy, they don't usually get promoted, celebrated or elected to high (or low) office as readily as those who go along. Thus, criticism of religions, particularly the major religions with significant influence, is rather muted.

Well, as one who endured 12 years of Roman Catholic education, I feel I earned the right to unmute myself from this norm. The only church I support is Vonnegut's imaginary "Church of God the Utterly Indifferent." (see Slaughterhouse-Five.) I can therefore be a well infidel, or whatever I like along such lines. What fun. Besides, religion, like sex and politics, is too important to be omitted from polite conversation. Even those who did not endure religious propaganda for twelve years as I did should feel free to speak out.

Christopher Hitchins, who famously argues that "religion poisons everything," said something interesting about the term atheist: "There are, after all, atheists who say they wish the fable were true but are unable to suspend the requisite disbelief, or who have relinquished belief only with regret. To this I reply: Who wishes that there was a permanent, unalterable celestial despotism that subjected us to continual surveillance and could convict us of thought-crime, and who regarded us as its private property even after we died? How happy we ought to be, at the reflection that there exists not a shred of respectable evidence to support such a horrible hypothesis."

On that summer day in 2001, Roger Greeley recited the very words that Robert Green Ingersoll uttered on January 25th, 1893 when he stepped on stage to offer a dedication of the beautiful Philo D. Beckwith Theatre in tiny Dowagiac, Michigan. Go back in time, and imagine hearing these words from "the Great Agnostic:"

Ladies and gentleman, nothing is nobler than to plant the flower of gratitude on the grave of a generous man, one who labored for the good of all, whose hands were open and whose heart was full. Praise for the noble dead is inspiration for the noble living. Loving words sew seeds of love in every gentle heart. Appreciation is the soil and climate of good and generous deeds.

We are met here tonight not to pay but to acknowledge a debt of gratitude to one who lived and labored here, who was a friend of all, and who for many years was the provenance of the poor. To one who left to those who knew him best the memory of countless loving deeds, the richest legacy that man can leave to man. We are here to dedicate this theatre to the stainless memory of Philo D. Beckwith, one of the kings of men. This monument, this perfect theatre, this beautiful house of cheerfulness and joy, this home and child of all the arts, this temple where the architect, sculptor, and painter united to build and decorate a stage whereon the drama with a thousand tongues will tell the frailties and virtues of the human race, and music with her thrilling voice will touch the source of happy tears.

This is a fitting monument to one who, broadening with the years, outgrew the cruel creeds, the heartless dogmas of his day, to one who passed from superstition to science, from religion to reason, from theology to humanity. To one who passed from the shadow of fear to the blessed light of love and courage, to one who believed in intellectual hospitality, the perfect freedom of the soul, and hated tyranny in every form with all his heart. To one whose head and hands were in partnership, constituting the firm of Intelligence and Industry, and whose heart divided the profits with his fellow man. To one who fought the battle of life alone, without the aid of place or wealth, and yet grew nobler and gentler with success. To one who tried to make a heaven here, to one who believed in the blessed gospel of cheerfulness and love, of happiness and hope. And it is fitting, too, that this monument should be adorned with the sublime faces wrought in stone of the immortal dead; of those who battle for the rights of man; of those who broke the fetters of the slave, of those who filled the minds of men with poetry, art, and light; of Voltaire, who abolished torture in France, and who did more for liberty than any of the other sons of man; of Thomas Paine, whose pen did as much as any sword to make the New World free; to Victor Hugo who wept for those who weep; of Emerson, a worshipper of the ideal, who filled the mind with suggestions of the perfect; of Goethe, the poet-philosopher; of Whitman: "Apple, why does the sky?" author of the tenderest, the most pathetic, the sublimest poem this continent has produced; of Shakespeare, the king of all; of Beethoven the divine, of Chopin and Verdi and of Wagner, grandest of them all, whose music satisfies the heart and brain and fills imagination sky; of George Elliott, who wove within her brain the purple robe her genius wears; of George Elliott, subtle and sincere, passionate and free. And with these the faces of those who on the stage have made the mimic world as real as life and death. Beneath the loftiest monuments lie ambitions worthless dust, while those who led the loftiest lives are sleeping now in unknown graves. It may be that the bravest of the brave who ever fell upon the field of ruthless war was left without a grave to mingle slowly with the land he saved. But here and now the man and monument agree, and blend like sounds that meet and melt in melody, a monument for the dead, a blessing for the living, a memory of tears, a prophecy of joy.

Fortunate the people where this good man lived, for they are all his heirs, and fortunate for me that I have had the privilege of laying this little laurel leaf upon his unstained brow. And now, speaking for those he loved, for those who represent the honored dead, I dedicate this home of mirth and song, of poetry, art, and light to the memory of Philo D. Beckwith, a true philosopher, a real philanthropist.

Wherever you are on the belief/non belief continuum, from devout to raging infidel, consider the elements of generosity inherent in the nature of secularism. Consider the words uttered by Ingersoll about secularism in praise of Philo D. Beckwith, in whose name a little theatre once stood in a small Michigan town, a theater dedicated by America's greatest orator and secularism's greatest spokesman. 

Don Ardell is the Well Infidel.  He favors evidence over faith, reason over revelation and meaning and purpose over spirituality.  His enthusiasm for reason, exuberance and liberty are reflected in his books (14), newsletter (505 editions of a weekly report) and lectures across North America and a dozen other countries.  TPJmagazine

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