The Well Infidel

Religious Folks Are Mental!

By Donald B. Ardell – October 04, 2009

I have come to the conclusion that all deeply religious people, particularly fundamentalist types who really believe in a 6,000 year old universe, biblical literacy, the Second Coming, creationism, the efficacy of prayer and similar nonsense are simply mental.

I'm a bit mental myself, though I don’t believe any of the just mentioned myths.  I’m mental in a different fashion.  The fact is, we’ll all mental – in ways better understood now than ever before.  Even top brain researchers would not have dared forecast the degree of understanding scientists now have of brain dynamics, an understanding that goes far in explaining why fundamentalists believe the kind of over-the-top things they embrace about one faith teaching or another.  Research shows that all humans are mental, that is, have quirks and anomalies revealed by neuroimaging that predispose some of us to embrace weird (i.e., religious) notions, thus accounting for acceptance of claims both maniacal as well as only a little crazy.   This seems to have been the case for humans as far back in time as the age of Ardi, the 4.4 million year–old skeleton of a human ancestor.  Ardi, known as Ardipithecus ramidus, was unearthed about 15 years ago.  He has been painstakingly studied ever since and conclusions based on all these attentions are only now being released to the larger public .

Ardi is quite a find.  He was born 1.2 million years before Lucy (Australopithecus afarensis), who was, until Ardi turned up, the most famous of our distant ancestors.  Scientists have bone fragments from Ardi’s skull and teeth, pelvis, limbs, hands and feet.  As fossils go, it does not get any better than that.  (We probably should not expect as many of our own parts to make it into the world, if there is one, five and a half million years from now.)

No information is available as to what religion Ardi belonged to, but I'm going to guess he was not a Christian or other fundamentalist type.  I can’t imagine he would have held to the idea of a 6,000 year-old universe.

So, can modern breakthrough brain science explain why some humans turn out to be fundies?  Can it shed light on how anyone can believe the absolute, unadulterated doo doo fundamentalist loonies embrace?  It seems impossible that smart people could believe what they do.  And these are intelligent people, in fact, I'm guessing more than 80, maybe 95 percent of them are smarter than me in many ways, such as math, chemistry, auto mechanics, carpentry, sports trivia and definitely biblical knowledge.  Yet, they embrace rank superstition akin to witchcraft, sorcery and magical thinking.  To me, I have to say what Yul Brunner famously said (in the musical “The King And I”), namely, “Is a wonderment.”

Well, dear reader, I think I know why they are mental in their own fashion – a manner so at odds with my own form of being mental.  They and I have different kinds of brains.

I came to this conclusion, which may not be accurate – I offer no guarantees on these opinions, from reading and pondering numerous accounts about Ardi, particularly the feature story in Time Magazine by Michael D. Lemonick and Andrea Dorfman entitled, "Excavating Ardi: A New Piece for the Puzzle of Human Evolution," Time, October 1, 2009.

It’s a wonderment.  Ardi, the last common ancestor shared by humans and chimps, is featured in a special issue of Science.  She (yes, Ardi was a woman) was more human-like than she was chimpanzee-like.  One amazing finding based on studies of Ardi remains is that chimps evolved more than humans.  Considering the fundamentalists today that may not be such a shock to some.  By more evolved, the scientists mean that chimps actually changed more over the past 7 million years or so than we did.  It’s not a value judgment, so don’t get your knickers in a twist over this statement. 

Religious belief, it seems, is not so much a choice as a fact of destiny.  I’m big on personal responsibility, but some things are beyond our will, best efforts, conscious choices and so on, and I’m not just referring to our gender, height, race or how much hair grows on our heads after half a century or so.  Brain wiring it seems, is what probably leads people to embrace fundamentalism, or not. 

All things considered, I find the brain chemistry notion a better explanation for the religious form of being mental than any other, and until new evidence comes along, I’ll stay with this idea as the likeliest explanation for the existence of fundamentalists. 

However, I may be mistaken about the intelligent fundy part.  Note what my good friend, the polymath Sandy Scott had to say about the brains of fundamentalists: 

I believe it to be a combination of Stockholm Syndrome and just good old fashioned brainwashing.  Then there is the lemming phenomenon.  We are brainwashed and/or held (in effect) captive by our parents, community, societal norms.  Some people are more vulnerable, but I believe the phenomenon that causes these ridiculous notions to be embraced is inversely proportional to intelligence.  In my experience, I have known very few "highly" intelligent people to be believers.  I think one tends to find a higher percentage of atheists at Mensa meetings.  I don't think anyone I have ever met who was a member of the 999 society (an IQ demonstrated through testing to be in the 99.9 percentile or higher).  I have even known a couple in the Omega 4 society (IQ of at least 99.997 percentile) - they were both atheists.  You too quickly assume that these misguided folk have the same brain power as you simply because they can rebuild a carburetor and you cannot.  I not quite ready to concede that point, but again I await more information.

The very guy who is on a suicide mission in support of Islam would be marching with a sign at the gay pride parade had he been born into "our" society.  The most avid Buddhist monk probably would be a fundy if he were born in the bible belt.  Yes, maybe those who embrace strongly held mythical beliefs share the same brain function, which I consider a “dysfunction.”  As of late, I find myself becoming less and less tolerant towards all mythical believers, but I do hold a special dose of wrath for fundies.

Whatever the case may be as to why fundies believe what they say they believe, always remember - look on the bright side of life.   TPJmagazine

Don Ardell is the Well Infidel.  He favors evidence over faith, reason over revelation and meaning and purpose over spirituality.  His enthusiasm for reason, exuberance and liberty are reflected in his books (14), newsletter (503 editions of a weekly report) and lectures across North America and a dozen other countries.

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