Loren Adams

Brother George and the Temple of Doom

By Loren Adams, 18 July 2010

Brother George starts his ministry deep in the heart of Texas — where the buckle meets the Bible Belt.

Why Texas, Mid-America and the Deep South? It’s easy to fool those permanently steeped in religious fervor. Boils down to who can make them shout the loudest and perform the holy jig the longest – a religious psychological fix of sorts. A free market for snake-oil merchants means stiff competition as to which evangelist can con the most sheep.

Credentials mean nothing in these parts. Homespun charm outstrips authenticity. Whoever works the crowd up most emotionally becomes the survivor of the fittest. Doesn’t matter whether the preacher is sincere or charlatan, educated or not. Ministers more knowledgeable about theology and religious history get less respect. In fact, the word “theology” is never spoken.

Brother George makes his start by going after another preacher across town. He calls him “Rev. Flip-Flop” from the “Church of the Frigidaire.” The congregation goes wild over that derogatory depiction. Cutting down other denominations, specifically mainline ones, is especially invigorating to the uneducated holy roller crowd. In their self-righteousness, they can’t stand the intelligent (whom they call “elite snobs”).  Whereas, ignorance earns a premium.

Pretty soon Brother George has a big following. He hits the airwaves along with Brother Rush and Sister Sarah. What a threesome!  Blasting the devil while screaming in the mike, “Anybody who’s not with us is with the evildoers!” earns a popular response.

“Can I hear an ‘AMEN’ out there in Radioland?” A chorus of “AMENS” is heard echoing throughout the studio to the faithful AM audience beyond. Then they huff and puff some more, curse wrath on “liberals” while putting fear in the saints.

Sister Sarah is good at givin’ ‘em hell. (Besides, she’s attractive, despite concealment under holiness garb.) But she didn’t finish school and only served a half-term as pastor. Book learnin’ just ain’t their cup o’ tea in that neck of the woods, so it is to nobody’s advantage to talk smart even if one has an education, know what I mean?

Brother George becomes more radical as the days go by. At one evening service he warns the faithful, “If you quit following me, ya know what’s going to happen? The devil’s gonna git ya!  The Lord Himself told me that the other day. He says, ‘George, you’re my son, and I’ve anointed you to protect this church. Anybody that abandons you, abandons me.’ So, listen to the voice of the Lord and obey me! Anyone that strays and walks out the back door is doomed for hell.”

Naturally most folks of the flock remain, but only out of fear.

Next Sunday, Brother George goes into detail how there’s no such thing as “Global Warming” — that it was just made up by liberal environmental whackos. He preaches about the rapture and Second Coming and explains we don’t have to worry about oil spills, pollution or the world heating up because Jesus is coming soon to catch His saints up in the clouds and leave the sinners to face the shit good folk left behind, which in prophecy means Tribulation and Antichrist.

Israel is Brother George’s pet project. Tolerating Israel a little “ethnic cleansing” is fine with him. George advocates the removal of Palestinians to make way for the returning chosen people. He preaches that the Jews only have entitlement to all the land between the Great Sea (Mediterranean) and River Euphrates (Iraq) and that Palestinians have no rights whatsoever, according to his Bible. Then he tells us that any president that tries to make peace between Israel and its neighbors is of the devil because he’s not for the fulfillment of prophecy and the Second Coming of Christ.

It gets better. The next week Brother George preaches we are to read no other book except the Bible; and even if we read the Bible, we must come to him for interpretation — Because he alone hears directly from God and knows everything. It's a form of censorship, be we feel obliged to obey 'cause God told him so.

We are ordered to destroy all books, all DVDs, CDs, iPads, iPods, laptops, computers, Blackberrys, and all movies by bringing them to a special book & movie burning ceremony. Brother George orders us to not watch anything on the only TV permitted at church except FOX News, because it is God’s chosen network — all the rest are “liberal” terrorist evil-doers.

The next week, Brother George tells us he just got a fresh message from God that the world is flat; that everything we heard in school is a lie from hell; and anyone that doesn’t believe what God revealed to him is a “liberal” and of the devil.

Some shake their heads in disbelief but still are loyal to the church out of fear.

He gets crazier by the day.

The next week, Brother George orders us to sell all we own, pack up in a caravan, and move the entire congregation to a special compound he’s established near Waco on land he bought outside Crawford. He tells us that Jesus Himself told him the rapture is about to take place, but that we have to be located at that certain spot in order to be taken and not left behind.

When arriving, we discover the “compound” is nothing but make-shift shacks and torn tents. It’s named “Branch Rapturian Compound” by the preacher. Brother George orders us to combine all our bank accounts into his for safekeeping to spend during the Millennial Reign of Christ — after Israel runs the Palestinians off, the War of Armageddon kills 2/3 of the earth, and the Antichrist is executed after the 7-Year Tribulation.

Brother George orders us to erect another pole barn which he names “The Temple of Rapture” where Christ is supposed to catch us and whirl us into the air.

We wait and wait and wait some more. Nothing happens. Members get more anxious as the days drag on. “Brother George wasn’t conning us, was he?” some whisper.

Three months at Branch Rapturian Compound leaves us still on the ground, with no money, no homes, no worldly possessions. All we have are the shirts on our backs.

Suddenly we discover Brother George has slipped away. The most naive ask, “Was he raptured to be with Jesus but we were left behind?” But most of us experience an awakening. It dawns on us, “We’ve been conned.”

Brother George escapes with all our money, all our children’s money, and all our grandchildren’s money. We’re left homeless and penniless. Religion means nothing to him except for power over others and the ability to con a fortune out of the unsuspecting. Who would doubt a preacher ordained by God? We don’t want to believe the worst, but are forced to.

Brother George escapes to a Caribbean island offshore to evade extradition and taxes. His plan was laid years before. Invoking the name of “God” to manipulate people, using fear to keep them captive, and promising them eternal rewards by surrendering their life-savings were just methods in his scam. He was no "Christian," no "conservative," and for sure not "compassionate."  He was a con-man, plain and simple.

As we stand in the make-shift chapel in shock, it’s as if the name suddenly changes to “The Temple of Doom.”

How many millions have been misled down similar paths to destruction – whether in politics, finances or religion? Jonestowns, Branch Davidians, Charles Mansons, right-wing militias, left-wing mystics, communism, investment scams, medical scams, McCarthyism, ditto-heads, PTL Clubs, Swaggart crusades, faith-healers, Roswell UFO alien cults, pedophile priests, Ted Haggard, Al Qaeda, false ideologies, fascism, Nazism, KKK, Bernie Madoff, imperialism, Kenny Lays, corporate scams, Goldman Sachs, Enron, Nixon, etc. Doesn’t matter if it originates from Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Scientology, or even atheism.

Whether it’s a small following, a cult, corporation, political movement, or a large nation, the results are the same. Those that follow blindly will be led to personal and collective tragedy. The nation’s forefathers and the true prophets of old warned of such. Are any still willing to heed? Are any left to reason instead of accepting blind trust?

Either we identify and prosecute the impostors now or we end up paying the price later. The nation, meantime, slides further into decline – the direct result of following cult-like leaders over the cliff. It all started with a stolen election in 2000 and is resulting in national tragedy beyond description. If one cannot see the indicators, one is blinded either by ideology or elitist isolation.

America now stands in its Temple of Doom.

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