Loren Adams

Rev. George’s Faithful Flock

By Loren Adams, 25 April 2010

Scandal after scandal rocked the Church of Holy Rock. But stubbornly the faithful remained loyal to Rev. George — the man caught fleecing the flock, dipping donations, and lying perpetually to parishioners. Even after leaving, Rev. George maintained a following which gave the next preacher an especially hard time.

What was it about Rev. George causing members to remain steadfastly loyal despite the obvious? Caught red-handed, Brother George spun alibis instead of repentance — befitting a Toyota used car salesman. Made no difference to the flock; they stood behind him no matter what. The church was eerily cult-like in its praise for George — exceeding worship of God.

Perhaps it was Rev. George’s sermons — where he condemned enemies, evildoers, terrorists, liberals, homos and baby-killers. They were all lumped together. Whatever inflamed the faithful, he’d do or say.

Rev. George ignited the congregation with, “Whoever’s on the Lord’s side say ‘Praise the Lord’! Say ‘Thank you, Jesus!’ By the way, if you’re on HIS side, you’ll be on MY side, because God put me here. I want to tell you, brethren and sistern, Jesus called me to this church, so anyone disputing God’s word by attempting to throw me out has another thing comin’ — ‘cause the Lord’s wrath will be poured out on offenders. If you’re not with me, you’re against me and with Satan. Can I hear an 'AMEN'? If you want to join me in this HOLY CRUSADE against Democrats and the devil, follow me and don’t listen to critics, the evildoers.”

Then they’d all shout in affirmation, “Amen! Hallelujah!” I witnessed tears streaming down some cheeks indicating zealous devotion to their shepherd.

On that cue, Pastor George would call for ushers to pass the plate. Paying tithes and offerings at the peak of emotion was quite the trick. Proof? Donations increased 10-fold.

Oh, the pageantry of flag-waving and cross-wearing during his tenure! No one would be caught without a flag lapel pin and cross dangling around the neck. Everybody had to be “patriotic” and “Jesus-lovin’” in Rev. George’s book, and that meant SHOWING it (not necessarily LIVING it).

The pastor’s assistant staged every event, brought little children to the sanctuary to stand behind preacher as he made his greatest appeals for missions. Who could deny little children when the Reverend made his call for poor, starving little kids faraway? The choir was also used as a prop and rehearsed calculated responses on signal to gain the most impact. It was all a setup.

But something smelled about Rev. George, the guy who hid behind the cross and the American flag — those symbols most sacred to the faithful. Yes, he had something big to hide if he relied on outward appearances; some dark sinister secret was concealed. Oddly, only a few detected. We were the silent minority who looked past the surface in search of substance. Perhaps the rest were so programmed into the cult, there was no possibility of sight.

Rev. George’s autocratic rule over the congregation grew by the month. He based his grab for power on three things: (1) “I have a higher Father to answer to, so I don’t have to listen to earthly vessels, elections, or board members.” (2) “I don’t need a approval from anybody ‘cause my orders come directly from Jesus. Those on the Lord’s side don’t need permission slips when fightin’ the devil!” (3) “The deacon board serves no purpose other than be an obstruction for me carrying out my mission from God.”

Strangely, he'd yell, “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” after services where the congregation got the most wound-up emotionally (thus donated the most).

Pretty soon the Deacon Board was disbanded and we didn’t hold another business meeting while he was pastor. Rev. George handled it all — from counting the collections to dispensing the dollars. There were no checks and balances to his authority because most of the flock believed he was a man of God and, therefore, “Anyone under God can do no wrong, right?”

And so it was, the Church of the Holy Rock fell under the spell of Rev. George. Sure, scandalous rumors filtered in from time to time. But all were dismissed under the powerful influence of Preacher George. It was like he could do no sin. (At least, he'd never acknowledge and repent if he did.)

Do you recall Jimmy Swaggart’s famous trysts and subsequent cry-spells? Well, Rev. George had him licked; he was a professional at cover-ups. Preacher was as talented a performer as Swaggart, ‘cept he couldn’t play the keys or bellow gospel tunes like Jimmy. He could play the organ fine but not the musical instrument sort, if you get my meaning. But his “divine” talent lay in lies — he had the gift of deceit.

Maybe it was Brother George’s homespun charm and timely jibes. A good laugh somehow covered a multitude of sins; his jokes were plenty, but so were his sins. However, sins don’t matter with laughs to cover. At least, according to churchniks at Holy Rock.

As it turns out, Rev. George was secretly stashing church money into a private account at the Carlyle Bank of Halliburton. The preacher’s father was one of the bank’s trustees, and together they were laundering money and trading weapons with the most notorious gangsters in town: Irene and Ozzie Beenlaid – to name a few. In fact, they had been doing business with the crooks for 30 years but never caught ‘cause church folk had so much trust in them.

So the church thing was just a cover. Rev. George would put on the robes on Sunday and rob on Monday. And, boy, did he have the flock fooled!

The sad thing is.... Even after all this came to light — several members still believed the lies. Their brainwashing was so irreversible, no de-programming could override their mindset. Poor lost souls. (Jimmy Swaggart’s church still exists in Baton Rouge – as does Ted Haggart’s in Colorado Springs. I rest my case.) The remaining remnant  still believing George formed a new cult called The Tea Party Movement.

Rev. George finally was defrocked from the flock, but only after being offered a full retirement with benies. Pastor Barry took his place. But the poor church struggled to recover. Its public image was tarnished beyond repair, the treasury was drained, and the cash-strapped congregation had a tough time avoiding bankruptcy and foreclosure. The new breakoff from Holy Rock, The Tea Party cult, tried to blame to whole set of disasters on the new preacher, Rev. Barry, and their disinformation campaign was quite successful. Why? People prone to believe myths accept lies unembellished.

But the most unfortunate consequence in looking back – the majority lost hope. “For a spiritual leader to cause the least of these to lose his/her faith, it would be better for him to have a millstone tied around his neck and be cast into the sea.”

Their faith was built on sand (Rev. George), but the sand was blown away in an instant. Their financial foundation, spiritual anchor, and their hopes for a better tomorrow were swept away out to sea. Rev. George was actually not at fault, but the myth-believing movement that followed him. For, they didn’t permit the struggling church to recover. Their faith was stubbornly in George’s heretic beliefs rather than sound principles, and they in turn fought like hell anyone that disagreed. The result was gridlock.

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