Loren Adams

HOLY HELIPORTS & HALLELUJAH HELICOPTERS!

The New Status Symbol for the Megachurch Pastor

by Loren Adams, 17 May 2009

Despite economic hard times, religious right megachurch pastors (the same who successfully placed Bush into office) have acquired a new divine appetite for expensive status symbols: helicopters and heliports. Megachurches with memberships ranging from 5,000 to 25,000 have launched satellite churches in surrounding communities serviced by the same pastoral staff; thus, the need for speedy transport. Helicopters fit the bill.

The current cost of helicopters range from $500,000 used to $2,000,000 new, and helicopter pilots' median salaries range near $82,000. Factor fuel and maintenance plus the cost of heliports for respective sanctuaries and parsonages places the total bottom price tag at an ungodly $2,000,000 per year.

Pastors in Springdale and Harrison from the 3rd poorest state, Arkansas, have joined the trend. Federal Way, Washington; Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, and several other cities with megachurches boast helicopters & ports for their pastors to commute. Perhaps it's a means to look "presidential" or to build a powerful image.... or to outdo other ministers in the competition for souls.

But perhaps Jesus isn't pleased.

A church that spends $2 million + on helicopters is a church bound for heliport -- of the wrong eternal destination. How many homeless living on their streets could be housed and fed? Millions are spent on tax-exempt preachers' toys and none for medical care and research? How Christ-like is that?

Many outside fundamentalist circles do not recognize what an impact this false doctrine of American derivative has had, not only on the church, but on the U.S. as a nation. Why do I write such?  Because the very ones who misled our nation into war based on absolute lies and greed are advocates of this doctrine and believe that anything they "confess with their mouths," whether true or false at the time, will come true in due time if followers just keep repeating the propaganda and believe Jesus favors them over others.

The 9/11 event reinforced the grip of religion on America, perhaps by design rather than coincidence. Hence, the religious further propelled the anti-intellectual president to more power. It was the perfect recipe for disaster. Humans naturally turn to religion in times of crisis even when artificially manufactured. In the book GOD IS BACK, John Micklethwait and Adrian Wooldridge, describe America's religious revival which I attribute for the most part to the traumatic event 9/11.

Religious right dogma spread across the land, Bush was reinforced, and America endured eight long years of incompetent, corrupt leadership followed by a yet immeasurable period of recovery, possibly generations.

But the history of the religious right's power during those years must be remembered.

One well-known megachurch pastor, John Hagee of San Antonio, claimed on national TV God had informed him Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction and George Bush was sent by God to invade Iraq.  

Hagee's congregation, The Cornerstone Church of San Antonio, which promotes ethnic cleansing in Israel (evict the Palestinians) and Armageddon, is frequently visited by Tom DeLay, Don Evans, and several other former Bush cabinet members and has had as key guest speakers Ariel Sharon and Benjamin Netanyahu. Recall John McCain's 2008 visit and Hagee's endorsement?

These are the religious right which fueled George W. Bush and encouraged him to make war. This is his base without which he could have never achieved the distinct accomplishment of devastating America.

This is ground-zero of the matter. Most people probably couldn't put their finger on it at the time, but here is a revelation:  America was plagued by a great delusion that transformed the fundamentalist movement into a Republican tool which, in turn, seduced the nation into never-ending, unwinnable conflicts and a historic economic downturn.

"I'm so glad we got a president that prays!"

How many times did you hear that refrain or similar during the years Bush was raping the nation?

A few years ago a friend's son was visiting acquaintances down in Dallas. They were in a children's hospital where the acquaintance was an intern. Somehow the conversation turned to Michael's Fahrenheit 911 movie, and the Texas acquaintance abruptly asked, "But aren't you glad we've got a president in the White House who prays to God before making decisions?

My friend's son said he about gagged.

Haven't other presidents prayed?  On the other hand, the difference is what Ron Reagan, Jr., pointed out in his father's eulogy: "True leaders don't wear their religion on their sleeves."

Bushoviks act like their man is the first to ever honor God. No, he's one of the few to ever dishonor Him. He's made a mockery of Christianity; he's violated Christ's teachings which warn of piety and self-righteousness.

THE DAY BUSH STARTED THE WAR

Remember the day Bush announced war? Many people probably didn't recognize parts of Fahrenheit 911 at the beginning and then later in the movie where George Bush and others of his administration were "grooming" for the big moment March 19, 2003.

Where did Michael Moore get his "live feeds" of Bush's team grooming for cameras the day of the announcement?  It turns out the BBC "accidentally" let the cameras roll prematurely, and then Walt Disney technicians [who assisted Moore in making the movie] researched and discovered the feeds.

Bush's roving eyes would have meant little had they not been in motion just before he declared war, without provocation, on a sovereign nation.

A Canadian journalist also reported Bush's "Like some class clown trying to get attention from the back of the room, he started mugging for his handlers. His eyes darted back and forth impishly as he cracked faces at others around him. He pumped a fist and self-consciously muttered, `FEEL GOOD!' which was interestingly sanitized into the much more and assertive, `I'm feeling good' by the same Washington Post.  He was goofing around, and there's only one way to interpret that kind of behavior just seconds before announcing war on Iraq:  the man is an idiot.”

A year before his call to war against Iraq, he made these remarks which were reported by TIME ON-LINE:

"F--k Saddam! We're taking him out!" Those were the words of President George W. Bush, who had poked his head into the office of National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice. It was March 2002, and Rice was meeting with three U.S. Senators, discussing how to deal with Iraq through the United Nations, or perhaps in a coalition with America’s Middle East allies. Bush wasn't interested. He waved his hand dismissively, recalls a participant, and neatly summed up his Iraq policy in the short phrase. The Senators laughed uncomfortably; Rice flashed a knowing smile. The President left the room.  (Michael Elliott and James Carney, “First Stop, Iraq,” Time, on-line edition, March 23, 2003)

Now we realize, through thorough research and investigation, Bush and members of PNAC planned to invade Iraq long before GW landed in the White House. All events were staged, including 9/11, leading up to it. He looked at war as a game, where the “pawns” (poor American kids) were sent into battle against someone who threatened his daddy, against a nation which happened to have the second largest oil reserves.

To forget how and what brought Bush to power is to give a permission slip for it to happen again. The religious right, un-Christ-like in "faith" and actions, is responsible. Their concerns are political influence, gleaming new buildings, satellite broadcasts, evicting Palestinians from their homes, and building heliports on-premise for their multi-million dollar helicopters.

If judgment is to begin at the House of God, surely they must repent, turn from their wicked ways, and return to the basic teachings of Jesus Christ.  

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